Funny Dad Bottle Opener
• Excellent gift for any beer and drink enthusiast
• Effortlessly open beer & sodas like a professional bartender
• Mounts easily to any vertical surface in your bar, kitchen, or backyard
• Includes 2 regular screws and 2 drywall mounts
• Minimal clean design adds a touch of fun to a variety of spaces
Shipping & Returns
Delivery by Christmas is not Guaranteed
Free Shipping on all orders $50+ in the USA
Orders are currently processed within 2-3 business days after being placed. Transit times and costs are below:
|Destination||Transit Time :: Cost|
|USA||1-4 business days :: $3.99 (Free on Orders $50+)|
|Priority (USA)||1-3 business days :: Calculated at checkout|
|Priority Express (USA)||1-2 business days :: Calculated at checkout|
|Worldwide||14-28 business days :: $7.99+|
In total, it generally takes 4 - 7 business days (PROCESSING + SHIPPING) after the order date to receive your order.
We offer a 30-day money back guarantee on all orders. If you don't love it, just contact us and we'll happily take care of you.
Please note that some countries may charge an import duty fee when your package arrives in your country.
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